Smoke Two Joints

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

So now,
I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when I play video game, and at every ten thousand points
(I smoke two joints)
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the bet you can"
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

SMOKE TWO JOINTS
That's what I do
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
Come smoke two joints with me in the morning
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
Come smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, yeah
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or rather do your homework?
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
I new you were going to say that!
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
That's what I do!
SMOKE TWO JOINTS

the Toyes

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Monster Hash

I was working in the lab late one night
When I heard the gurgle of a waterpipe
So I turned to see my monster in a cloud of smoke
Who said "This shit ain't bad, here, have a toke"

(We smoked some hash)-We smoked some monster hash
(Some monster hash)-It was his personal stash
(We smoked some hash)-We got completely trashed
(On monster hash)-We smoked some monster hash

We partied in the castle with the living dead
Mouths were dry and eyes were red
The ghouls and goblins shrieked and screamed
"Won't somebody please pass the Visine"

(They smoked some hash)-They smoked some monster hash
(Some monster hash)-From Frankie's personal stash
(We smoked some hash)-And they all were smashed
(On monster hash)-They smoked some monster hash

The mummy was toking on a bong
Wolfman said "Don't bogart that, pass it along"
The swampthing was toasted, rolling on the floor
Laughing hysterically and pleading for more

The scene was rocking as the werewolves moved
To the undead reggae band's dance hall grooves
Menwhile in the kitchen Frankenstein baked
Some Alice B. Toklas brownies and cakes

(We ate some hash)-We ate some monster has
(Some monster hash)-It had the graveyard smashed
(We ate some hash)-And we all got trashed
(On monster hash)-We ate some monster hash

The party would have gone 'til we all passed out
But just then we heard a bloodurdling shout
"Watch out, beware, cover your necks
Dracula's got the munchies, and he's totally wrecked"

(He smoked some hash)-He smoked some monster hash
(Some monster hash)-He was completely smashed
(He smoked some hash)-That translyvanian's trashed
(On monster hash)-He smoked some monster hash

Now every night the dead rise up from the grav
To partake in our happening THC rave
For you, the living, this hash was meant, too
When you get to my door just say the Toyes sent you

(We'll smoke some hash)-We'll smoke some monster hash
(Some monster hash)-And we'll all get smashed
(We'll smoke some hash)-From my personal stash
(Of monster hash)We'll somke some monster hash

mmm - hash gooood
Easy, boy, save some for daddy
mmmm - that shit gooood

The Toyes